Writing Erotica is so Fucking Easy (and Fun)

I can't even tell you how hot this is to me. I just needed a picture so I made it a good one.

I was chatting on Facebook last night with a fellow erotica writer and we noted just how easy it is to write erotica.

That's right. I said it was easy. So fucking easy, it's almost a crime. And this is coming from a guy who has a real plot and depth to his characters as well as whole lotta sick, twisted fuckin' in his stories, too.

Here's the formula for any general erotica story:

Take any situation, from boring normal life or make up something absolutely batshit crazy.
Put characters in it together who should NOT be fucking. In fact, the worse of an idea it is for these characters to be fucking, the hotter and better your story will be.
Something happens that puts people in a moment-of-truth decision from which there is no return.
Have them fuck, suck, fuck, suck, and fuck some more. Each scene is progressively more intense than the one before it and each scene itself grows progressively more intense. My personal take on this is that the final scene should be way off the charts, so that people won't even believe what they just read.
Whatever kink/fetish you're into, just throw it in there!
They're not sure they should be doing this at the beginning, but by the time it's all over, nobody regrets a damn thing. They're happy they did it, looking back on it fondly with a secret smile.

And voila, you have an erotica story!

Just for fun let's insert (ahem) some examples.

Jennifer and her family are moving house. Brad, her husband has already flown with the kids to the new house, leaving Jennifer to deal with the movers who are there packing things up. The plan is for her to join her family later after the old house has been packed.
There's no way Jen and these movers should be fucking: she's married and perhaps some of them are, too. They're there to do a job, that's all. Right? Right?
As the moving men are packing, they accidentally discover all of Jen's sex toys. They start making fun of her and acting sexually aggressive towards her, brandishing her own toys at her. She's partly embarrassed, partly angry, and a whole lotta turned way the fuck on. She realizes there's no way her husband and family will ever find out so she dares the boys to be as rough with her as they can, and treat her like a dirty whore.
Naturally, the moving men are more than willing, and Jen progresses through several stages: she is stripped bare, tied up, penetrated by her own toys, then the guys gangbang her. This is where most writers would stop, but what I would do next is the guys would call in all their friends for even more "fun." Jen would be terrified at first but she gives in to a massive train run on every hole in her body. Worse (better) yet, the guys film it on their phones. By the time it's all done, Jen is a wrecked cum dump of a mess.
Let's say I wanted this to be a futanari story. I might change a few things around but the important thing is that either Jen is a futa, or the movers are (or both!). What if my thing was femdom? The guys would find her gear and ask her what the hell and she would tell them and then offer them a sample. They agree and the scenes are all Jen dominating these big strong movers and making them beg and cry. It doesn't matter what your kink is, you can apply it.
After the move, Jen is back with her hubby and family and everything's pretty perfect, but every once in a while, she gets a primal, dark urge, and she searches the internet for her own video and watches it while she gets herself off as hubby sleeps.

See? Easy as fuck.

And no way am I suggesting this is the only way to write an erotica story. Of course it's not.

And let's not forget the fun part.

It was fun for me to think of the above example. Not going to lie, it made me hard just imagining it.This is where you get to let loose with your own personal fantasies, because what made you think of that particular scenario, and those particular characters, and that particular fetish? Because it made you hot & bothered!

And when it's fun and hot for you, it shows in your writing and people pick up on it. You're a better erotica writer for it and you'll sell books, even if you're writing some crazy kinks that not a lot of people are into (see, I could easily take the above scenario and plug it into my Hot Futanari Mommy Tales and oh, my God, it would be so filthy!).

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